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Llamas with Hats

Paul: Carl, there's a dead human in our house!
Carl: Ooh, hey, how did he get here?
Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?
Carl: Me? Um, I didn't do this...
Paul: Explain what happened Carl!
Carl: I've never seen em' before in my life.
Paul: Why did you kill this person Carl?
Carl: I do not kill people, That is, That is my Least favorite thing to do.
Paul: Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Carl: Well, I was upstairs...
Paul: Mhm, okay...
Carl: I was in my room, reading a book...
Paul: Yes,go on...
Carl: and well this guy walked in...
Paul: Okay...
Carl: So I went up to him...
Paul: Yes...
Carl: and I, uh, I stabbed him thirty-seven times in the chest.

*Awkward Silence*

Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarl, that kills people!
Carl: Um, oh, I Didn't know that...
Paul: Carl, how could you not know that?
Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here, I suck.
Paul: What happened to his hands?
Carl: Whats that?
Paul: His hands, W-Why are they missing?
Carl: U-Uh, I, um... Kinda cooked em' up and ate them...

*Awkward Silence*

Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarl...
Carl: I-I was hungry, and well you know, when you're craving hands that's...
Paul: Carl, why on earth would you do that?
Carl: I was hungry for hands, give me a brake!
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaarl...
Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies...
Paul: Carl...
Carl: That only hands would satisfy.
Paul: what is wrong with you Carl?
Carl: Well, I kill people and eat hands, th-that's two things.

*END CREDITS*

Llamas with Hats

Voiced by - Chris Alex and Jason Steele

Created by - Jason Steele

www.filmcow.com

I Copied this dialog as I watched the video, I own NONE of filmcow or its Affiliates
Caaaaaaaaaaarl
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:iconmaliceintheabyss:
MaliceInTheAbyss Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Is this an exact transcript of the first episode?
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I got bored. :p
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:iconmaliceintheabyss:
MaliceInTheAbyss Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol :XD: I wish my bored-ness resulted in something productive!
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I need to learn how to do doodle dumps, that's the next level of productive boredom. XD (I don't tend to just draw out of boredom.) So maybe, just draw when you're bored? :p
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:iconmaliceintheabyss:
MaliceInTheAbyss Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol Yeah, I suppose! :XD:
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll try to tonight. XD You should watch me if you want to see it. :p
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Zee-Suicide-Lover Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student Writer
me and my best friend candice used to love this....
she died of a brain tumor recently.....
i almost picked up my phone and texted her "CAAARRRRLLL"
and then, i remembered.





why am i telling you this? because i thought you would care
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:icongojiraxmosura:
gojiraxmosura Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011
CCAAAAARRRRLLLLLL
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Killing people is my LEAST favorite thing to do...
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:icongojiraxmosura:
gojiraxmosura Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011
and i um stabbed him 37 times in the chest.......CARL
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
CAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRLLLL
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:icongojiraxmosura:
gojiraxmosura Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011
how could u not know that???
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
My stomach was making the rumblies
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:icongojiraxmosura:
gojiraxmosura Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2011
LAMAS WITH HATS!!!
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:iconbroken-3d:
broken-3d Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011  Student Photographer
想你     想你   想你    想你 想你 想你想见你
想你   想你 想你  想你   想你  想你
想你   想你   想你 想你  想你  想你 想你想见你
想你   想你   想你  想你 想你   想你
想你   想你 想你   想你想    想你
想你想见你 想你想你     想你    想你 想你想见你
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome OwO
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:iconbroken-3d:
broken-3d Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2011  Student Photographer
yesh. yesh it is
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconindeedplz:
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:iconbroken-3d:
broken-3d Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011  Student Photographer
yes
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconisayplz:
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:iconbroken-3d:
broken-3d Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2011  Student Photographer
quite
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconawesomefaceplz:
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game-playing-girl Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2011
noticed how he said "that is" twice. yea i bet he REALLY meant he doesn't like killing people ;)
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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Shadowseapnt Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Two things that are wrong with him... now what are the others?
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconshadowseapnt:
Shadowseapnt Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
well we already learned he kisses ice sculptures likes orefin meat and rips tags of mattresses....i still bilev their is more...

( all from the other 3 parts of Lamas with hats)
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
There's a fourth one now! It's so awesome... XD Rotfl
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:iconshadowseapnt:
Shadowseapnt Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i know i saw it hehe it just looks normal and then the house blows up ... and parry faces.. creepy :)
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconshadowseapnt:
Shadowseapnt Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i rely hope they make a 5th but how can Carl top the last one ... hhmmmm
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, he can always top his previous dilemma... >:3
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cdredlink Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2011  Student
i watched them all today! they are hilarious
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, they are ^_^
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JustAlittleScene Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
CAAAAARL
XD
i love Llamas with hats :3
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
There's a 4th one out now.
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:iconjustalittlescene:
JustAlittleScene Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
ik i watched all of them 2day XD
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:iconkozmo-khaotic:
Kozmo-Khaotic Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
nice
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