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Llamas with Hats

Paul: Carl, there's a dead human in our house!
Carl: Ooh, hey, how did he get here?
Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?
Carl: Me? Um, I didn't do this...
Paul: Explain what happened Carl!
Carl: I've never seen em' before in my life.
Paul: Why did you kill this person Carl?
Carl: I do not kill people, That is, That is my Least favorite thing to do.
Paul: Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Carl: Well, I was upstairs...
Paul: Mhm, okay...
Carl: I was in my room, reading a book...
Paul: Yes,go on...
Carl: and well this guy walked in...
Paul: Okay...
Carl: So I went up to him...
Paul: Yes...
Carl: and I, uh, I stabbed him thirty-seven times in the chest.

*Awkward Silence*

Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarl, that kills people!
Carl: Um, oh, I Didn't know that...
Paul: Carl, how could you not know that?
Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here, I suck.
Paul: What happened to his hands?
Carl: Whats that?
Paul: His hands, W-Why are they missing?
Carl: U-Uh, I, um... Kinda cooked em' up and ate them...

*Awkward Silence*

Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarl...
Carl: I-I was hungry, and well you know, when you're craving hands that's...
Paul: Carl, why on earth would you do that?
Carl: I was hungry for hands, give me a brake!
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaarl...
Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies...
Paul: Carl...
Carl: That only hands would satisfy.
Paul: what is wrong with you Carl?
Carl: Well, I kill people and eat hands, th-that's two things.


Llamas with Hats

Voiced by - Chris Alex and Jason Steele

Created by - Jason Steele

I Copied this dialog as I watched the video, I own NONE of filmcow or its Affiliates
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MaliceInTheAbyss Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Is this an exact transcript of the first episode?
Kozmo-Khaotic Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, I got bored. :p
MaliceInTheAbyss Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol :XD: I wish my bored-ness resulted in something productive!
Kozmo-Khaotic Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I need to learn how to do doodle dumps, that's the next level of productive boredom. XD (I don't tend to just draw out of boredom.) So maybe, just draw when you're bored? :p
MaliceInTheAbyss Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol Yeah, I suppose! :XD:
Kozmo-Khaotic Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'll try to tonight. XD You should watch me if you want to see it. :p
Zee-Suicide-Lover Nov 24, 2012  Student Writer
me and my best friend candice used to love this....
she died of a brain tumor recently.....
i almost picked up my phone and texted her "CAAARRRRLLL"
and then, i remembered.

why am i telling you this? because i thought you would care
Kozmo-Khaotic Jul 22, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Killing people is my LEAST favorite thing to do...
and i um stabbed him 37 times in the chest.......CARL
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